where are you going, where have you been

This is the kind of person I am: I try to read as much of the Booker Prize longlist as I can every year, but I also just finished reading Valley of the Dolls and loved it. I think The Wire is the best show ever made just like every other white person, but I also have an incurable addiction to Days of Our Lives. These are contradictions that have at times led to various crises in my perception of my own intelligence, but the fact of the matter is, I'm a smart girl who likes trash. I like to talk about all of it. And that's what I'm gonna do.